LBGT+ friendly space.

Open every 3rd Thursday at 8 p.m. ET.

Seating available on ground level with overflow seating upstairs.

All gil amounts are IC and follow 100 gil = 1.00 USD; no OOC gil is required, but tips are appreciated. If tipped OOC, gil is split among player character staff present that night.

Please, no IC sabotage of any kind without consulting OOC beforehand.

As of 5.1, you can find the official Fellowship headed by Zihji'li Nhikna on Balmung under Roleplaying, Player Events, and Making Friends.

Owner/Physic Head

Zihji'li Nhikna

Balmung

Physic Representative/Host

Aryn Rehw-zoszo

Balmung

Physic Assistant/Hostess

Solaire Stark

Balmung

Assistant/Hostess

Alaria Moone

Balmung

Physic Assistant

Wasoso Waso NPC

Mateus

Assistant/Host

Gyonin NPC

Assistant/Host

Gyozu NPC

Assistant/Host

Gyoki NPC

Kukuru's Maw—230g per 22-oz glass

A meticulously dressed milkshake reminiscent of the usual "Death by Chocolate" fare, complete with pearl chocolate swirl fencing the ambrosial dark chocolate within, and topped with a contrasting heavenly whipped cream amidst its dressings...but upon the first sip through a sugar and milk chocolate cookie swirl, rolanberry chocolate-lined straw, the chocolate abyss will look back, enlighten, and beckon you in for more. Or at least until the last drop's gone.

Budshaker—210g per 14-oz glass

Coconut milkshake in chosen flavor (free to mix!), paired with a trio of chocolate-lined, cookie wafer straws.

Rollickin' Khali—165g per 13-oz glass

Coconut, lemon, and passionfruit swizzle with a splash of specialty non-alcoholic whiskey! Garnished with grilled pineapple and sage sprig to complement smokiness.

Moon Nectar—125g per 15-oz glass

Shimmering mint and jasmine tea blend garnished with vanilla beet sugar droplets and candied honey lemon slice.

Sunset Smooch—120g per 12-oz glass

Double-brewed orange spice tea sure to leave a smile on your face. Great hot or cold! Garnished with a candied blood orange slice.

Faerie Beer (non-alcoholic)—110g per 12-oz bottle;
550 per case

Ginger, honey lemon juice, honey, prickly pineapple juice, and filtered water brewed to subtly sweet yet palate-punching perfection!
Available to order as a case of 6.
Want a bit more ginger kick? Try the new "Fae Fancy" formula for 100 gil more!

Cozy Cakes—350g per 2 pops

A pair of comfy characters dipped in a candy coating dressed as a patterned fur trim blanket, and enjoying a wind down treat of their own.
Blanket denotes pop flavour.

Characters

Flavours

Kukuru's Fangs—200g per 3 fangs

After extensive trial and error phases, the forbidden delights of the Kukuru's Maw milkshake has been compacted into a trio of fang-shaped, dark chocolate chews with a ruby chocolate center, pearl chocolate dipped and gold crowned. Presented in a black box with red lace ribbon. Keep the box and ribbon after for your decorating needs, and a reminder of nectarous-laden memories that once were.

Hoopla Heaps—190g per 2 cakes

Two big chewy cookie cakes with filling in between! Choice of two.

Bonbon Shards—160g per 2-oz bag

Candy bark with a varying hodgepodge of fruits, nuts, and other saccharine bits.

Candy Crags—130g per 2, 2-fulm coils

Rock candy laced on edible agar twine! Offered in single and rainbow variants.

Fruit Sparksters—120g per 2, 3-yalm rolls

Fruit leather "belt" rolls with citric candy bits. Pops and crackles as they're eaten! Don't actually wear them. Please.

Miner Motes—100g per 8-onzes

Frozen ice cream dots that keep for longer, but melts on your tongue! Served with mild, sweet cookie cups and spoons.

Tea Party Drops—80g per 12-oz bag, 220g per 32-oz jar

Select from a variety of tea (and coffee) hard candies to place your cup in the palm of your hand! Individually wrapped, and available in a bag or jar.

Candy Marbles—60g per 8-oz bag, 150g per 24-oz jar

Small candy orbs with an extra flavor ribboned in the center. Ask for a single flavor, or try the assorted bag!

Kukuru's Precipice—360g per slice; 2880g per cake

Kukuru's Maw returns to its origins with a spin, guided from the abyss' lap to your plate in a deceptively simple shell. Sink your fork through a cheesecake tower in triplicate: vanilla surrounded by red velvet, chocolate ensconced by brownie, and pearl chocolate covered by dark ruby chocolate chip swirl cookie. All three are sheltered in a classic cushion of cream cheese, capped with chocolate ganache, and bottom-rimmed with chopped dark, ruby, and pearl chocolate chunks. Sure to have you return to your senses enchanted, and longing for more later.Relish by the slice, or haul away an entire cake, and dare more to revel with you (generously pre-sliced for 10)!

Carbuncle Daifuku Mochi—315g per 3 cakes

A trio of daifuku fashioned after heads of the ever amicable Arcanist's companion. Carbuncle type does not denote filling. Check before choosing which three you'd like to enjoy!

Cream Puffs—190g, 2 per

Crispy outside, soft inside! Choice of cream puff flavour with or without whipped icing.

Smoke 'n' Cinders—180g per 12-oz

Soft serve ice cream served with cinter toffee crumble on top! Served in a mild, sweet cookie bowl with two spoons. Share with a friend!

Lock and Key Cake—160g per slice; 1280g per cake

Lush, moist cake highlighting a blend of chocolate and jhammel ginger, covered in a dark chocolate ganache and sprinkled with chopped crystallized ginger.Enjoy by the slice, or share secrets with a whole cake (generously pre sliced for 10)!

All Smiles n' Snickers—160g per slice; 1280g per cake

Snickerdoodle reimagined as a cheesecake, complete with sugar cookie crust and cinnamon sugar powder. Rimmed with whipped cream rosettes and snickerdoodle cookie shard.Enjoy by the slice, or share the grins with an entire cake (generously pre-sliced for 10)!

Citrus Dreams—150g per slice; 1200g per cake

Crown jewel of the confectionery! A pastel cylindrical delight of whipped coconut milk agar gelatin mousse cake with ground loquat on a sponge cake base under a crown of a thinner layer of loquat juice gelatin rimmed with alternating loquat slices atop it. Honey lemon gelatin rests in its center.Order by the slice, or get a whole cake to share (generously pre sliced for 10)!

For the Road—140g per

Large, chewy cookie (10-ilms in diameter).
Share with a friend...or don't. No judging here.

Dew Drop Cake—125g per 6-oz dome

Edible [viola] petals suspended in a clear agar gelatin dome on a soymilk base. Flower colour denotes gelatin flavor.

Prism Soda—300 gil per 13-oz glass

Homemade cream soda with your choice of fruit syrup, filled with sparkling water, kept cold with rainbow aloe jelly gems and stars instead of ice, and topped with a generous helping of vanilla bean whipped cream and a black cherry.Comes with a durable, reusable twisty straw and carry case! (Available separately for 150 gil)

Syrup Flavours

Prism Pastelitos—275g per 2 NEW!

These humble, golden baked triangular pastelitos hide flaky rainbow layers packed just so with cream cheese and guava filling.
Note: Honeydew honey wash used instead of egg wash.

Rainbow Rolls—230g per;
1150g per 6, 2300g per 12 NEW!

Careful construction before the baking process ensures each vibrant color of these big, fluffy cinnamon rolls are properly represented. Topped as you fancy with either chocolate, carob, or cream cheese glaze, and rainbow nonpareils; or plain!Eggless and allspice blend varieties available.

Faerie Truffles—110 gil per 5

Rainbow peach and coconut milk cheesecake truffles molded into bite-sized pieces, chilled, covered in a half and half shell of white and ruby chocolate, and topped with glittering ticker sprinkles.

Crispmallow Medlies—110g per 2 square bars NEW!

Rainbow rice puff fruit cereal, apple fluffmallows, and vanilla bean ghee combine for this crispy, airy, sweet, and slightly salty treat.
Topped with rainbow sprinkles, and offered with or without carob or white chocolate drizzle.

Cookie

Filling

Lime Lip Twister—150g per 11-onze glass

A chilly lime sherbet punch sure to a leave you with a delightful pucker, blending lime sherbet, prickley pineapple juice, sun lemonade, and our in-house Faerie Beer ginger beer.

The Nightlight—150g per 13-onze mug

A dry variant of The Lantern once exclusively available to The Ruthless Reign comprised of sweet cream butter, brown beet sugar, honey, vanilla, spices, blood orange zest, mirror apple cider, and rounded off with a dark spiced spirit brewed to match the taste, aroma, and appearance of rum with zero alcohol.Served in a commemorative Tonberry mug. Keep the mug!

Mocking Maggie—140g per 15-oz glass

Refreshing mango, peach, and blood orange sangria mocktail, complete with iced mango and peach fruit cubes to keep cold without watering it down!

Eclipse Cocoa—130g per 12-oz mug

Velvety white chocolate and vanilla bean cocoa topped with chocolate coconut whipped cream and beet sugar dust.Served in a commemorative zen smiling moon mug. Keep the mug!

Umbral Temptation—130g per 12-oz mug

Velvety dark chocolate cocoa with a spicy kiss, served with choice of ogre pumpkin spice marbled fluffmallows, or coconut whipped cream.Served in a commemorative grinning moon mug. Keep the mug!

Carbie Paws—320g per 4; 720g per dozen

Rich yet humble cheesecake cookies with finely chopped produce folded into the dough and fashioned like carbuncle paws for fun snacking. Eggless variety available!

Seasonal Flavour Highlights

Not Walker's Faux-potoes!—300g per 5-onze bag

Taking after the Walker's pototoes cultivated to withstand the harsh southern La Noscean climes, but only in appearance! Enjoy these fluffy little 'popoto' candies of buttery, vanilla cream cheese and finely-shredded coconut rolled in cinnamon (or a blend of nutmeg, cardamom, and mace as an alternative if allergic) to reflect the hearty skin of the inspiring popoto.

Spriggan's Share—1200g per basket

A big chocolate spriggan wants to share their haul with you! Nibble away at your choice of chocolate spriggan, and breakaway candy crystal they're holding.

S'more to Love—160g per slice; 1280g per cake

A cake blending chocolate divinity 'twixt graham crackers and rolled cinnamony goodness, topped with a golden, fluffmallow crown.Enjoy by the slice, or share the love with an entire cake (generously pre sliced for 10)!

Pompon Pops

Less inclined to potions? Choose your favourite flower, flavour, and preferred benefit to have a dose always on hand in an easily dissolved, lollipop form. Offered with short or long sticks.

Materia Medica Drops

Not a fan of bottles? Choose your favourite flavour, (respectful) shape, and preferred benefit to have a dose ready as a candy drop! Available in gummy or hard varieties.
Note: Not actually materia. Do not slot into anything.

Succor Sap

Fancy a mixable option? Choose your preferred benefit to have a jar of delightful nectar handy! Safe to eat the recommended dosage as-is, but encouraged to add to water or a hot drink, and dissolve.

Salutary Chews

Open for a little free time? Choose your favorite flavors and preferred benefits, and ruminate and recover with a two-toned chew tailored to your liking. Offered in packs of small cubes or orbs.

Fairy Folios

Take a sheet, place it on your tongue, and dissolve! A quick acting pick-me-up with Eos' Cheer, or wind-down with Selene's Repose. Offered in a paired pack to have both needs provided.

Lutos Lodes

Need help bouncing back while being out in the heat, after a workout, or during your sun to sun? Stay hydrated with these all-natural blend packs of electrolyte efficacy. Safe to add to containers of any kind, just dissolve, shake or mix well, and drink. Available to order as mini, regular, or large tablets or packets to work per 4, 8, or 16-onzes respectively of water or other safe to drink refreshment.

Kindle Dousers NEW!

Looking to save you and yours from suffering another spicy episode? Put it out pronto with these creamy coating bottles of rapid relief. Just shake, crack open the lid, and drink!Available in natural neutral, dairy-free, rolanberry, banana, dulce de leche, lychee, coconut, and prickly pineapple varieties; and cases to start of six.
Note: Do not order for the purpose of putting out actual fires.

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Budshaker—210g per 14-oz glass

Coconut milkshake in chosen flavor (free to mix!), paired with a trio of chocolate-lined, cookie wafer straws.

Moon Nectar—125g per 15-oz glass

Shimmering mint and jasmine tea blend garnished with vanilla beet sugar droplets and candied honey lemon slice.

Faerie Beer (non-alcoholic)—110g per 12-oz bottle;
550 per case

Ginger, honey lemon juice, honey, prickly pineapple juice, and filtered water brewed to subtly sweet yet palate-punching perfection!
Available to order as a case of 6.

Hoopla Heaps—190g per 2 cakes

Two big chewy cookie cakes with filling in between! Choice of two.

Candy Crags—130g per 2, 2-fulm coils

Rock candy laced on edible agar twine! Offered in single and rainbow variants.

Miner Motes—100g per 8-onzes

Frozen ice cream dots that keep for longer, but melts on your tongue! Served with mild, sweet cookie cups and spoons.

Candy Marbles—60g per 8-oz bag, 150g per 24-oz jar

Small candy orbs with an extra flavor ribboned in the center. Ask for a single flavor, or try the assorted bag!

Kukuru's Precipice—360g per slice; 2880g per cake

Kukuru's Maw returns to its origins with a spin, guided from the abyss' lap to your plate in a deceptively simple shell. Sink your fork through a cheesecake tower in triplicate: vanilla surrounded by red velvet, chocolate ensconced by brownie, and pearl chocolate covered by dark ruby chocolate chip swirl cookie. All three are sheltered in a classic cushion of cream cheese, capped with chocolate ganache, and bottom-rimmed with chopped dark, ruby, and pearl chocolate chunks. Sure to have you return to your senses enchanted, and longing for more later.Relish by the slice, or haul away an entire cake, and dare more to revel with you (generously pre-sliced for 10)!

All Smiles n' Snickers—160g per slice; 1280g per cake

Snickerdoodle reimagined as a cheesecake, complete with sugar cookie crust and cinnamon sugar powder. Rimmed with whipped cream rosettes and snickerdoodle cookie shard.Enjoy by the slice, or share the grins with an entire cake (generously pre-sliced for 10)!

Citrus Dreams—150g per slice; 1200g per cake

Crown jewel of the confectionery! A pastel cylindrical delight of whipped coconut milk agar gelatin mousse cake with ground loquat on a sponge cake base under a crown of a thinner layer of loquat juice gelatin rimmed with alternating loquat slices atop it. Honey lemon gelatin rests in its center.Order by the slice, or get a whole cake to share (generously pre sliced for 10)!

For the Road—140g per

Large, chewy cookie (10-ilms in diameter).
Share with a friend...or don't. No judging here.